Ah, yes. Management. The scourge of agility! However, the really was a case, where one of the managers thought that increasing velocity á la Jeff Sutherland’s “Twice the Work in Half the Time”, really was an agile principle. He believed a scrum master’s job was to increase team velocity – otherwise he had failed. So he fired the scrum master for not having delivered this 400% increase in productivity! This is also the subject of another comic.

Dedicated to the Z-Meister